Search by tags

Maximum 300 characters
Allowed limit is exceeded by
Comments blocked
Why?
Your comment was not sent. Only VIP users may comment on photos.
Activate VIP status
Татьяна, 73
From Langepas

No title

                                                Американец на Садовом

Найти не может туалет.

Вот, круг описывая новый,

Зашел во двор. Народу нет.

Вдруг строгий мент:''Не порть ограду!''

Американец чуть живой:

''Мне оч''эн, оч''эн писсат надо!''

''Пройдем'' - ответил постовой.

Вот дом большой.

Вокруг все чисто.

Видать, здесь дворники метут!

К фасаду мент подвел туриста:

''Вот, - говорит он. - Писай тут!''

За избавлением от муки

Страж равнодушно проследил.

Турист, застегивая брюки,

Мента приветливо спросил:

''О! Это - рюсски хлье-бо-сольство?

Не так ли? Много комплимент!''

''Американское посольство'',

- Ответил вяло хмурый мент.

ID: 1400126829, Visits this month: 5
, Replies:
The reply rate shows the ratio of incoming messages to replies. If the reply rate is low, it means that the user rarely replies. If it's high, the user is much more likely to reply.
Erotic photo

Photos that have been marked as «erotic» can only be viewed by users who have agreed to view erotic content. You can read more about this and change your preferences in the section «Settings».

If you mark a photo as «erotic», it will only be visible to users who have agreed to view erotic content. You can read more about this and change your preferences in the section «Settings».

OK

Search not available because you have deactivated «your profile participation in search». To remove limitations you must

Service payment is successful

The service will be activated shortly.
OK

An error has occurred.

Refresh the page and try again in 5 minutes
OK