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From Omer. Last active long ago

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How would Russian chastushki sound in English:



Рыбка плавает в томате, 

Ей в томате хорошо,
 

Только я, едрена матерь,
 

Места в жизни не нашел.

Fish in thick tomato sauce 

Swims in happy comatose, 

Only me, pathetic wimp, 

Have no fucking place to swim.
  



По реке плывет топор из села Чугуева, 


Ну и пусть себе плывет железяка х*ева...

Down the river drifts an axe from the town of Byron, 

Let it float by itself- fucking piece of iron!!!  



Я лежала с Коленькой совершенно голенькой, 


Потому что для красы я сняла с себя трусы.

I was sleeping with my honey absolutely naked; 

I have taken off my panties just to make a statement.
  



С неба звездочка упала 

Прямо милому в штаны, 

Пусть горит там, что попало, 

Лишь бы не было войны. 

Starlet's fallen from the heavens right into my boyfriend's briefs, 

I don't mind his roasted penis if it helps us live in peace

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