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Margarita, 59
From Moscow. Last active 7 hours ago

Улыбнемся

Прошли выборы в Госдуму.

Встречаются два депутата, один прокурор, а второй бизнесмен.

Бизнесмен говорит: – Слушай, ну вот у меня есть собственный бизнес, коллеги-бизнесмены помогли деньгами, я на них и вел предвыборную кампанию. А ты на какие шиши?

Прокурор отвечает: – Отпускные получил…

– Ни фига у вас в прокуратуре отпускные!

– Так это смотря кого отпустить…

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