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Margarita, 59
From Moscow. Was online this week

Улыбнемся

В кабак заходит ковбой и говорит:

— Джентльмены! Хотите фокус?

— Хотим!

— Стакан виски бесплатно.

Дали ему стакан виски. Он выпил. Стакан подбросил вверх, выхватил пистолет, направил на стакан и крикнул:

"Стоять!" Ста- кан повис в воздухе.

Потом ковбой свистнул и стакан упал.

Выходит из толпы дряхлый дед.

— Шинок! У меня не штоит, помоги!

Ковбой направил на старика пистолет и крикнул

"Стоять"! У деда все в порядке.

Вдруг старик вынимает два кольта и кричит:

— Кто швишнет, убью!

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