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Margarita, 59
From Moscow. Was online this week

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Возвращаясь домой поздно ночью после хорошей пьянки с чекушкой водки в заднем кармане джинсов, мужик падает на задницу, разбивает чекушку и тем самым режет себе "пятую точку".

Придя домой, он смотря в зеркало заклеивает раны лейкопластырем.

Утром его будет жена суровым голосом и говорит ему:

— Я не буду спрашивать где ты шлялся так поздно!

— Я не буду спрашивать почему вся постель в крови!

— Я спрошу лишь одно: ПОЧЕМУ ВСЕ ЗЕРКАЛО В ЛЕЙКОПЛАСТЫРЕ?!!!!!!!

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