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Прохор Абдурахманович Цукерман, 54
From Moscow. Last active long ago

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- Люся, ты сделаешь мне минет?

- А что ты мне за это подаришь?

- Акция! Второй минет - в подарок!

 

- Девушка, вы курите?

- Только после секса.

- И как часто?

- Уже полгода, как не курила.

 

Из объяснительной: "Опоздала на работу потому, что утром перелазила через мужа и немного задержалась...".

 

 - Слышь, Петров, на паре по сопромату обзови меня минетчицей, прямо при Сергей Степановиче и погромче.

- При педагоге? Нафига?

- По-другому, боюсь, я экзамен по сопромату не сдам.

 

 

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